Thanks to Roland, so much fun stuff goes on at my house while I'm at work, I get kind of jealous and kind of worried at the same time. I was thinking of installing a Monster-Cam, but then I came across the very impressive Eyeball Monster from Freaky Fleece!
Freaky Fleece Has tons of Creatures and other Home Protection Products, but once I read about Eyeball Monster I was sold! Eyeball Monster's six eyes guarantee my house will be well "looked after" and that nothing that occurs will be missed on his watch! Finally I will be able to concentrate at work! Just imagine what I will be able to accomplish! I'll be a whole new woman! The money will come rolling in!
BUT then again, why start getting all productive at this late date? People might think I'm ill, and I wouldn't want to worry anyone. Yeah, best not to mess with the status quo. Probably I should just go look at monsters online instead, better for everyone really...
No comments:
Post a Comment