I love the smell of Christmas trees, and after I saw this awesome Zombie Tree ornament from Camamiel I started to wonder what a zombie tree would smell like. Then it dawned on me, ALL CHRISTMAS TREES ARE ZOMBIE TREES!!! They are neither alive nor dead right? AND maybe that green stuff you put in the Christmas tree water is really the zombie tree equivalent of "brains". AND maybe THAT is how the Mayan apocalypse thing is really going to go down, all the Christmas trees will rise up on December 21 and and attack! So I'm thinking you had better get a Zombie Tree ornament from Camamiel today, so they will know you are on their side! Alternately, if you don't have the cash for a Zombie Tree ornament right now, you may want to go spend the night at one of your Jewish friend's houses just to be on the safe side!
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