Tuesday, April 28, 2015
Fluffy Fuzzy!!
Our spies over at Fluffy Fuzzy sent us a top secret communique, informing us that these amazing creatures were now available in the shop! It really is who you know, you know!
Monday, April 27, 2015
Lumpy Buttons Gifts!
These magical one-of-a-kind Forest Folk were found at Lumpy Buttons Gifts where they are waiting patiently to meet you! Do go see them soon!
Monday, April 20, 2015
Htavos Creatures!
One of the most interesting parts of being a professional monster collector is watching the creatures evolve over time. Monsters, as you know, evolve faster than humans or other animals and it is difficult and fun to try to predict how they will mutate next! Our friends at Htavos are wonderful examples of the process! Who would have predicted that the square guys we featured last time would evolve into these handsome toothful horned beasts! I was particularly impressed and surprised that the eyebrow gene was expressed so magnificently!
Friday, April 10, 2015
Seymour Seychelles!
I'm afraid I do not have the words necessary to capture and convey the sheer magnificence of MONSTERUMI's Seymour Seychelles! This time however, I don't not believe the problem lies in my poor writing! This time I believe it is because the words have not yet been invented that can describe the majesty! If you, on the other hand, do feel that the proper words exist, please feel free to utilize them to school me in the comments section!
Thursday, April 9, 2015
Chomp Monster!
Uh oh! Chomp the hungry monster may have gotten himself in some trouble this time, tummy trouble that is! I asked the proprietor of Vivikas if this is normal for him, and what she recommends, and here is what she had to say:
"Chomp is usually pretty hungry. As you can see, he eats whatever he likes, and I don't mean whatever food he likes... I mean WHATEVER he likes. So please, if you take him home, be careful not to let him like you too much. My advice is to be pleasant and friendly, but not too likable..."
Wednesday, April 8, 2015
Wrah! Plush Critters
I could go on and on about these amazing creatures from Wrah! Plush Critters, but I won't have to, because I've got five words for you:
GLOW IN THE DARK TEETH!
'nuff said!
Friday, April 3, 2015
Fuggler Paraphernalia!
As you know, we here at iolm LOVE our Fugglers! We are slightly obsessed with them and have sent one to every person we know and love. Sadly, Mrs.McGettricks Fuggler Emporium is currently all out of Fugglers (They will be back!) but while you wait we just wanted to let you know there is still some Fuggler paraphernalia (necklaces, coffee mugs and t-shirts) available at Cathairandteeth to tide you over! AND if you are looking to jazz up your car, the necklace might make a great key-chain or rear-view mirror charm as well! The valet will be impressed!
Thursday, April 2, 2015
Stuffed Silly!
Stuffed Silly has some new, smaller creatures for those of you (like me!) who may be running out of room in your home, or for those of you who want to feed all your creatures an organic diet (gets pretty expensive for the big monsters!) Luckily, most of the creatures we feature here live on air and hugs and by eating the bad moods and bad dreams of their owners! That said, they will not turn down a nice grass-fed steak if offered!
Wednesday, April 1, 2015
Plusheez!
And here we have the scariest monster of them all! This guy has been terrorizing me my whole life! But Plusheez made him look so sweet, and wait, what's that it says on his back? Wow! Maybe he's not so bad after all...
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